Miss Celise leaves The Big City....

Miss Celise grew up in a large city in Ohio. She thought she would live there the rest of her life. She liked her big city and her wee cottage.....but so did the Thug Nation, it turned out. Her all-knowing Imperial Federal Government was doing an experiment on suburbs all across the USA (they admitted it in the Wall Street Journal....and the experiment actually had a name....We The People were lab rats) by using housing vouchers to move felonious miscreants into nice places to live....thus making them eventually into places not nice to live.


Nice.


So one day she took the decision that it was time to move on.....after multiple burglaries, gunfire at all hours, enduring an armed kidnapping of her person, a second armed encounter as well, and one family member shot while on his way out the door to go to work...and all this in a family with no criminals who are Nice People and to whom such happenings are an outrage with no solution. When you are being thoroughly racially intimidated and your police department advises you to move as the civil rights laws do not apply to you and they cannot keep you safe.....it is time to Goooooooooooo!!!

So, Miss Celise made plans to get on down the road with almost no money to do it with. Which was nothing new, of course.

She sold her little cottage...which had lost almost all its value...and with her big-time $4,000 profit and a borrowed van with frozen-shut doors she got herself to Small Town America to start over on February 12, 2007.